Matt Lauer Give Back Your Money

Matt Lauer has never been known for his intellectual ability or thought-provoking analysis, however today he did show that he is a typical hypocritical celebrity. In pitching a report about widening gap between rich and poor here, Matt said, "Do you feel like you're working harder and harder these days just to stay financially afloat while fat cats get richer and richer?"

Matt Lauer should know about the gap between the rich and poor, he is paid $13 million a year to sit on a couch and yak it up and laugh. Once a year he does the "Where in the world is Matt Lauer" schtick, but he is an over-paid lump.

I don't see Matt lining up to give his money away or agree to a pay cut to help employ more people. No, Matt thinks he is worth $13 million a year. However, Matt isn't creating jobs for other people but he criticizes those that do.

When rich people complain about other rich people making more money it seems more related to envy than anything else.

The continually getting richer Matt Lauer could probably use some of that money for hair plugs, but again it is just on him.

Michael Ramirez expresses our feelings about Sheryl

Michael Ramirez is a nationally recognized political cartoonist. He is a regular contributor at Townhall.com.

Michaels Cartoon:

Here is a link to this cartoon Ramirez @ Townhall

Carry Crow Protection

Make sure if you find yourself near the vicinity of Single Sheet Sheryl that you have at least one of these in your pocket.


One Square Crow hasn't managed to convince very many people that she was joking.

A new cottage industry has been born! You can sell wipes and bottles of hand sanitizer outside of Single Sheet Crow's concerts. Her fan club might be upset, but if you check their pockets and purses, they too probably have a secret stash.

Single Sheet Sheryl says...

It was all a joke. She is happy that people are talking about global warming, but it was all a joke about using only One Sheet to save the planet.. For the really suspicious you can read her comments at the Puffington Host ( It was a Joke, don't laugh at me. Please buy my music. )

Jokes on late night television, commented laughingly on news programs all day,the topic of many talk-radio hosts, and the laugh in offices all over the world on Monday, now Single Sheet Sheryl says it was all a joke. Luckily most of us know better. The hypocritical Crow is trying to put the toilet paper back on the roll now and hopes no one notices that she was the butt of jokes for an entire news cycle.

Her music will forever be tainted by malodorous comments she made. One Square Crow is concerned about the environment that all those little people are destroying (please don't look behind the curtain at the buses, trucks, and cars she needs).

Funny how it was serious until people started laughing about it. The themes of jokes ran like this:

Joke themes on One Square Crow:





• Questionable Odors


• Don't Touch her Hands


• Bring Purell™


• Laundry fears


• No wonder Lance Armstrong dumped her

Laura Ingraham said it best, Shut Up & Sing Buy the book.

Don't know where that hand has been!!

Sheryl One Square Crow has bragged on her website that in accosting Karl Rove he told her not to touch him.

In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? One Square Crow's Own Account of her accosting Rove

Perhaps Rove knows that she only uses One Square, 2 or 3 on certain occasions. You don't know where her hands have been.. I don't think I would want her to touch me either!!!

Make sure you have lots of if you are in One Square's vicinity.

Do as I say, not as I do -- One Square Crow

The Smoking Gun has been kind enough to give us a glimpse into the requirements of Sheryl "One Square" Crow and her band. Give me this or I don't sing

What we do find is that One Square requires a different type of hard liquor for each day of the week. Bourbon on Mondays, Gin on Tuesdays and Tequila twice a week. She also needs 6 cars, 4 buses, and 3 tractor trailer rigs to move her stuff around. One other requirement for backstage is a number of 20 amp circuits that she doesn't have to share with anyone else.

One Square's carbon footprint is about the size of Godzilla's. But she wants you to stop using so much toilet paper. I didn't notice the amount of toilet paper she requires, but perhaps some venue could make sure she only has 4 squares for the night in her private bathroom as required in her list. At least she requests soap in her list.

Since One Square is so worried about planetary damage why does she use rosewood, Honduran mahogany, and Sitka Spruce in her guitars? Will she stop using these rare and endangered woods?

Sheryl's New Bathroom Line

Sheryl's new accessories for saving the planet. Sometimes you can use more than 1 square.

Michelle Malkin Finds Eco-Sanctimonious Hypocrites

Michelle Malkin noted "One Square" Crow's comments about rationing toilet paper. Lifestyles of the rich and eco-sanctimonious She also noted how the rich and connected aren't quite willing to give up their 2nd and 3rd homes or their private jets and limousines, but they want to save the planet by changing what their cleaning ladies use.

Whether it be the Dave Matthews Band dumping raw sewage from their tour bus, one of Al Gore's houses using the electricity of 5 families, John Edwards living in a house that could hold 10 families the rich and privileged do not want to change their lifestyle. But they do want you and I to stop using toilet paper, driving cars to work and otherwise living so they can feel good about saving the planet.

The list is long but the Eco-sanctimonious, pseudo-green elites are worth watching. If not for the humor, at least for the perspective of how NOT to act.

Ask Sheryl Crow if she washes her hands.

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At times our self indulgent celebrities like to give us just TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Sheryl Crow has now told the world that she thinks people should only use one square of toilet paper, except when they need to use two or three for those extra times. One Square's Blog Entry

These self-indulgent, private jet flying spokespeople for today's cause are sometimes a gift we all need. Laughter!

Now for all of you who might wish to shake Sheryl Crow's hand, I suggest you make sure you have Purell™ in your pocket or at least a handi-wipe of some sort. My guess is she doesn't waste water after she uses her one square (two or three when needed) and heaven forbid she might waste energy heating water to wash her hands too.

Ewww!! TMI..

Remember your Purell™ when you are near One Square Crow!