The Smoking Gun has been kind enough to give us a glimpse into the requirements of Sheryl "One Square" Crow and her band. Give me this or I don't sing
What we do find is that One Square requires a different type of hard liquor for each day of the week. Bourbon on Mondays, Gin on Tuesdays and Tequila twice a week. She also needs 6 cars, 4 buses, and 3 tractor trailer rigs to move her stuff around. One other requirement for backstage is a number of 20 amp circuits that she doesn't have to share with anyone else.
One Square's carbon footprint is about the size of Godzilla's. But she wants you to stop using so much toilet paper. I didn't notice the amount of toilet paper she requires, but perhaps some venue could make sure she only has 4 squares for the night in her private bathroom as required in her list. At least she requests soap in her list.
Since One Square is so worried about planetary damage why does she use rosewood, Honduran mahogany, and Sitka Spruce in her guitars? Will she stop using these rare and endangered woods?
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Instead of a trailer, six buses and the whole circus, I'll settle for as many squares as I need.
Let that poser save paper, as she wastes so much every single day.
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