Single Sheet Sheryl says...

It was all a joke. She is happy that people are talking about global warming, but it was all a joke about using only One Sheet to save the planet.. For the really suspicious you can read her comments at the Puffington Host ( It was a Joke, don't laugh at me. Please buy my music. )

Jokes on late night television, commented laughingly on news programs all day,the topic of many talk-radio hosts, and the laugh in offices all over the world on Monday, now Single Sheet Sheryl says it was all a joke. Luckily most of us know better. The hypocritical Crow is trying to put the toilet paper back on the roll now and hopes no one notices that she was the butt of jokes for an entire news cycle.

Her music will forever be tainted by malodorous comments she made. One Square Crow is concerned about the environment that all those little people are destroying (please don't look behind the curtain at the buses, trucks, and cars she needs).

Funny how it was serious until people started laughing about it. The themes of jokes ran like this:

Joke themes on One Square Crow:





• Questionable Odors


• Don't Touch her Hands


• Bring Purell™


• Laundry fears


• No wonder Lance Armstrong dumped her

Laura Ingraham said it best, Shut Up & Sing Buy the book.