At times our self indulgent celebrities like to give us just TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
Sheryl Crow has now told the world that she thinks people should only use one square of toilet paper, except when they need to use two or three for those extra times. One Square's Blog Entry
These self-indulgent, private jet flying spokespeople for today's cause are sometimes a gift we all need. Laughter!
Now for all of you who might wish to shake Sheryl Crow's hand, I suggest you make sure you have Purell™ in your pocket or at least a handi-wipe of some sort. My guess is she doesn't waste water after she uses her one square (two or three when needed) and heaven forbid she might waste energy heating water to wash her hands too.
Ewww!! TMI..
Remember your Purell™ when you are near One Square Crow!
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4 comments:
She should perform the Square Dance to the gods of the Rich and Famous and to the Clean World goddess.
To do Crow's Square Dance, you take a square of TP from *non-virgin* trees (this is fundamental) and then...
I don't have the stomach to relate the rest of the dance.
But I'm sure she loves it. She's a coprophiliac and proud of it!
She should donate the squares she saves to the poor children in Muslim countries :)
Oh wait! They use stones heh. How silly of me.
Give them to the people of Cuba! Over there they are already using one square since 1961 or so. They all must love Sheryl's solidarity in their plight.
All for a One Square World!
Down with clean arshes!
Worldwide TP Liberation Front.
Miguelito says.
maybe she could learn to recycle, Laura Ingraham wrote the book "shut up and sing" No, Cheryl, just go away
Stephen
A pic for you Skept.
http://codemite.com/images/pics/
Enjoy lol.
Tamales y carnitas.
When in Miss Crow's home, be sure that you do not place your hands on the banister.
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